Crackers & cheese with Irish Rugby players

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At Aviva we’re the proud sponsor of the home of Irish Rugby, Aviva Stadium. With the festive season just around the corner, we invited three members of the national team to participate in some cheesy, must-see festive banter.

Watch Tadhg Beirne, Andrew Porter and Craig Casey exchange Christmas crackers with an unexpected twist…

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Transcript 

00:00:01 Music in the background

00:00:09 Laughing in the background

Tadhg: Don't cheat now!

Craig: Woooo!

Tadhg: I told you were cheating.

Craig: Why is Peter O'Mahony like a mechanic?

He always arrives at a breakdown.

Tadhg: You should go do a lap of that.

Andrew: Why are the Irish team never locked out of their homes

Andrew: Because they've always got Aki.

Tadhg: Ohhhh. no.

Craig: First W!

Tadhg: Yesss!

Craig: Yeah, you're in. You're locked in.

Andrew: One all like

Tadhg: Why can't Joey Carbery get polanning permission?

Andrew: Why?

Tadhg: He never stops adding conversions.

Tadhg: No?

Andrew: What do Hugo Keenan and Mothercare have in common?

Andrew: They're both great at selling dummies.

Craig: Hugo's crap at selling dummies.

Tadhg: Stop cheating, get your fingers off the thing!

Craig: There's a big presetn in that!

Tadhg: You're not allowed touch that part!

Craig: Look at it!

Tadhg: You're not allowed touch that part

Tadhg: Yesss, see? And I got a hat, so...

Craig: There's loads of hats, look.

Andrew: Oh mine doesn't fit.

Tadhg: Why is Jamison Gibson-Park not good at table quizzes?

Andrew: Why?

Tadhg: Because he keeps passing. That was a clever one.

Craig: It's a clever one, it's a clever one. it's good!

Craig: Why did the rugby player come home from his holidays early?

Andrew: Why?

Craig: It was only a half break. That's the worst one yet I think!

Andrew: Save the best for last!

Tadhg: Lovely!

Craig: Christmas dinner was great lads, well done!

Andrew: And I got a hat out of it!

00:01:52 Video ends

 

 

 

 

 

 

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